I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder. Commentary:Who needs an alarm clock when nature's calling, right? 🚽⏰ Age comes with its own wake-up call! 🤣 #GettingOldBeLike Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time. Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder. Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job. Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock! I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.