I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am. That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness. Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee. You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face. Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.
