Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?
  • You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.
  • There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.
  • Does running away from my problems count as cardio?
  • Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.
  • My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.