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I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

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Who needs an alarm clock when nature's calling, right? 🚽⏰ Age comes with its own wake-up call! 🤣 #GettingOldBeLike

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 40, age, alarm, alarm clock, bladder, changes, clock, humor, i, life, life changes, need, over, over 40, sleep, waking, waking up on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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