I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Celebrating Halloween in March and Thanksgiving leftovers in May, I'm just living my best life! 🎃🦃🎄 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it? Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all. According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas. “Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls. Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.