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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

Commentary:
"Well, at least someone has high standards when it comes to earning a living 🩸💰 Who knew a blood bank could be viewed as a den of suspicious transactions? Better watch out for those shady vampires offering interest-free loans next!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bank, blood, humor, i, joke, money, pun, refusal, refuse on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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