Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
  • I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.
  • How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?
  • I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.
  • When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?
  • Life is short, flirt with me!