I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money. Posted onJun 15, 20244 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not. Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account. The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account. Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.