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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

Commentary:
"Looks like the remote control just became the most important utensil at this table! 📺🍴 Who needs to taste food when you can feast your eyes on some quality entertainment, right? Bon appétit and good luck with your TV menu selection! 😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bite, distraction, eating, entertainment, food, good, humor, i, priorities, procrastination, refuse, single, something, take, TV on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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