Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.
  • By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.
  • My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.
  • That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.
  • If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.
  • I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.