I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

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I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.