Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.
- My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.
- Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?
- Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.
- It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.