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You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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84 shares on TikTok this month:

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

25 shares on Instagram this month:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

28 shares on Threads this month:

Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I’m only staying up until midnight on New Year’s to watch that bloody year die.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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Just landed via Reddit:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Spotted on Twitch:

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

Just shared via WeChat:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Live now on Telegram:

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

Going bananas on Slack:

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

Just landed via Slack:

Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

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I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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