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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

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I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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In banana years, I am bread.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.