I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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โ€œAh, the classic โ€˜fight fire with fireโ€™ strategy, but with ice cream ๐Ÿฆ! Because clearly, the solution to an upset stomach is simply more ice cream, right? ๐Ÿ˜… Who needs logic when you can have two bowls of deliciousness instead!โ€

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