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"Ah, the classic 'fight fire with fire' strategy, but with ice cream 🍦! Because clearly, the solution to an upset stomach is simply more ice cream, right? 😅 Who needs logic when you can have two bowls of deliciousness instead!"

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Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

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My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

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Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

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This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

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I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

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Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

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Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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