I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one. Commentary:When life's giving you the short straw, guess you’re just stuck sipping on reality. 🥤🤷♂️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening. Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye. I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws. “I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.” When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.
