I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast. Lately I have the attention span of wait what? I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon. Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”
