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"Ah, the good old days when eating a slice of cake felt like a workout for your metabolism 🍰💪 Now, it seems like even the mere *thought* of food makes the scale jump up! 🍔🚫 #ForkResistance"

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27 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

98 shares on TikTok this month:

I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

56 shares on Slack this month:

They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

36 shares on Threads this month:

Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

79 shares on Threads this month:

I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

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Living la vida taco!

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What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

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Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

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When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

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I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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I feel like smashing my phone would be cathartic.

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Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

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I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

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The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

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It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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