I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet. When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight. I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy. Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.
