I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the good old days when eating a slice of cake felt like a workout for your metabolism 🍰💪 Now, it seems like even the mere *thought* of food makes the scale jump up! 🍔🚫 #ForkResistance" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet. If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever. When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight. I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy. Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.
