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I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

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"Ah, the good old days when eating a slice of cake felt like a workout for your metabolism ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’ช Now, it seems like even the mere *thought* of food makes the scale jump up! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿšซ #ForkResistance"



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