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Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

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522 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,115

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Updated

Dec 25, 2025

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Going viral on Threads:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Just landed via Reddit:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

Spotted on Facebook:

Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

Just landed via Discord:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

This is an awful time to be an educated person.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Trending via Instagram:

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

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Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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Occupation: the ugly friend!

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Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

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87 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

81 shares on X this month:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

84 shares on Threads this month:

We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

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Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

I am half agony, half hope.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

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Spotted on Messenger:

Breaking news is really breaking me.

Going viral on Twitch:

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

Just shared via X:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

Just landed via WeChat:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Spotted on Instagram:

It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Just shared via Slack:

Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

Spotted on X:

Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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Occupation: the ugly friend!

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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