I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand. Commentary:"Imagine being a house cat, living your best life, slapping away confusion like it's a fly in your tuna dinner 🐱💥 #ConfusionBeGone" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand. You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone. Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on. Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well. I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.
