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  • A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.
  • I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.
  • I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.
  • I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.
  • I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”
  • Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.