I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of an… Commentary:"Imagine being a house cat, living your best life, slapping away confusion like it's a fly in your tuna dinner 🐱💥 #ConfusionBeGone" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand. You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone. Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on. Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well. Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.
