I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand. Posted on3 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand. You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat. I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom. The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars. I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.