I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

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My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

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“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?