I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

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“Imagine being a house cat, living your best life, slapping away confusion like it’s a fly in your tuna dinner 🐱💥 #ConfusionBeGone”

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