I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand. Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Imagine being a house cat, living your best life, slapping away confusion like it's a fly in your tuna dinner 🐱💥 #ConfusionBeGone" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand. I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom. When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior? The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars. You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.
