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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of an…

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of an…

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"Imagine being a house cat, living your best life, slapping away confusion like it's a fly in your tuna dinner 🐱💥 #ConfusionBeGone"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, animal behavior, anything, behavior, carefree, cat, confusion, front, frustration, house, house cat, humor, i, me, shit, simplicity, slap, understand, want on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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