Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.
  • The Jaws theme stays on during sex.
  • Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.
  • We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.
  • A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.
  • In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.