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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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"Life goals: eat like a caterpillar, nap like a pro, and emerge from that cocoon looking fly as heck! ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿฆ‹ #ButterflyTransformationInProgress"



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