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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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My love language is deader than Latin.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

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You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

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Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

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People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.

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Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

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Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

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My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

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Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

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Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

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No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

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Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

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The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.

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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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