Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.
  • We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.
  • Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.
  • I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.
  • My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.