Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.
- Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.
- I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.
- That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.
- Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.