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  • When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.
  • These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.
  • Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.
  • I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.
  • That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.
  • I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.