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Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ή has copied:

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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β€œNothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ύ has shared:

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

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Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

Someone from πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ has viewed:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

Making waves on Facebook:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

Trending via Messenger:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Just shared via X:

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Live now on Pinterest:

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.
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Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡° has copied:

When someone says β€œI don’t want a relationship right now” the β€œat least not with you” is silent.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬ has bookmarked:

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡² has shared:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

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I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί has viewed:

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¨ has shared:

Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ό has shared:

By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

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Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

Making waves on YouTube:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Just shared via WeChat:

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Going viral on Reddit:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

Spotted on Instagram:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Trending via Threads:

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

Going viral on TikTok:

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

Trending via Telegram:

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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