I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason. Posted onMay 19, 20242 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand. Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.
