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Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

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Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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Never eat more than you can lift.

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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

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I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

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You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.