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- I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.
- I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?
- Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.
- Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.
- Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”