I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk. Posted on2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"No more playing postman for the neighbors this December! Can't risk being the middleman for Santa's not-so-nice deliveries again 🎅📦🚫 #NoMoreJunkMail" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back. By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt. That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude. December, give me a sweet ending for this year please. The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.