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"No more playing postman for the neighbors this December! Can't risk being the middleman for Santa's not-so-nice deliveries again 🎅📦🚫 #NoMoreJunkMail"

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36 shares on Messenger this month:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

76 shares on Slack this month:

Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

24 shares on Twitch this month:

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

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You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

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There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

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If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

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Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

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Making waves on Pinterest:

According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

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Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

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My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

Making waves on Telegram:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

I only accept apologies in cash.

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

Keep the laugh going 😂

It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

I only accept apologies in cash.

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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