I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

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When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

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Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.