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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in…

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in…

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"No more playing postman for the neighbors this December! Can't risk being the middleman for Santa's not-so-nice deliveries again 🎅📦🚫 #NoMoreJunkMail"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged December, delivery, holiday, humor, i, junk, last, neighbor, neighbors, parcel, refusal, year on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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