Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I was having a great day, and then, people.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.