I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

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"No more playing postman for the neighbors this December! Can't risk being the middleman for Santa's not-so-nice deliveries again 🎅📦🚫 #NoMoreJunkMail"

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