Trendy Funny Quotes

  • As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.
  • I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.
  • I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?
  • A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.
  • It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!
  • You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.