I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Bravo to the unsung heroes of our body – the arms, legs, and fingers! Without them, we'd be all thumbs…literally." Related Funny Posts 🤝 Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary. I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it. You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers. How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next. Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.