Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic ultimatum: love or winning. It seems like this person would rather have peace in the relationship than victory in the debate. Who knew love could be such a fierce competitor in the battle of wits!"

argument, banter, conflict, humor, lose, priorities, relationship

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

0

2 months ago

back, connection, happiness, i, interaction, love, me, moment, nice, smile, stranger, strangers
Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

0

2 months ago

breathing, breathing competition, call, communication, competition, humor, interaction, me, number, numbers, patience, phone, phone call, sarcasm, social, social interaction, talk, unknown, unknown number, waiting, welcome
Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

0

5 months ago

alone, coping, coping mechanism, goated, health, humor, i, isolation, losing, losing mind, love, mechanism, mental, mental health, mind, most, solitude, talking, talking to no one
Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

0

3 months ago

definitely, empathy, expression, feel, feeling, humor, i, point, said
I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

0

2 months ago

around, boredom, feel, frustration, humor, i, jail, loneliness, people, situation, social, social situation, too, unfunny
I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

0

2 months ago

compromising, good, humor, relationship, self-interest

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

85 shares on Instagram this month:

You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

70 shares on Facebook this month:

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m really getting tired of being a responsible adult.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

24 shares on Threads this month:

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Source??? Pattern recognition.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Most earthquakes could have been an email.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via TikTok:

Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Date night idea: fight another couple.

Breaking via Facebook:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

Just landed via Snapchat:

The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

I would rather lose you than the argument.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨