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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

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Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

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The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.