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Absolutely! Here's a lighthearted response for you: 👶 "I like to think of myself as a 'long child' – adulting with a side of silliness and a dash of playfulness! Who says growing up has to be boring?" 😄🍼

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

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My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

2 months ago

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Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

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Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

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Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

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I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

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Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

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Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

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Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

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No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

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Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

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Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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