If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.