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Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

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I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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1 month ago

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48 shares on Reddit this month:

My life is based on a true story.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

59 shares on Discord this month:

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

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I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

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Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

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It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

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As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

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Going bananas on TikTok:

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Breaking via Facebook:

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

Trending via Telegram:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Spotted on Snapchat:

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Just shared via Messenger:

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

Spotted on Twitch:

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

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Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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