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"🌳🎹 Sometimes even Mother Nature agrees: it's time for some practice sessions to happen in the great outdoors! 🤣🎶 #PianoLessonsInTheForest"

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35 shares on Messenger this month:

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

76 shares on Threads this month:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

95 shares on Discord this month:

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

38 shares on Instagram this month:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

78 shares on Telegram this month:

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

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I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

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Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

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Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

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Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

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At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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