Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
- If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.
- Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.
- If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.
- Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.
