Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.
  • I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.
  • I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.
  • When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.
  • Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.
  • It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.