If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

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Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.