If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling? Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Life tip: Ducking your head in a parking garage not only saves your cranium but also prevents your car from growing wings and attempting a rooftop rendezvous 🚗🚧 #KeepItLowAndSlow" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk. A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.