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If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

Commentary:
"Life tip: Ducking your head in a parking garage not only saves your cranium but also prevents your car from growing wings and attempting a rooftop rendezvous 🚗🚧 #KeepItLowAndSlow"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged car, ceiling, drive, driving, duck, garage, head, humor, i, keep, parking on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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