If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling? Funny Quotes August 12, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!” Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car. My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work. If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.
