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“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

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You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

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My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

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Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

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You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.