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I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.