Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.
  • Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?
  • We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.
  • Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.
  • Are you a software update, because not now!
  • Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.