If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon. Posted onSep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon? Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money? Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.
