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69 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

85 shares on Slack this month:

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

49 shares on Slack this month:

They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

31 shares on Discord this month:

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

26 shares on Messenger this month:

The biggest difference between my toddler and me is that if I had poop on my butt, that’d be priority #1.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

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I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

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People never run off to join the circus anymore.

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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Trending via Slack:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Dear diary, I have to lock in tomorrow, fix everything, and do everything.

Just shared via WeChat:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Freshly posted on X:

The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

Making waves on Messenger:

You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

Making waves on YouTube:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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