If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

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Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

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One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

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I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

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I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.