If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan. If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes. Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.