If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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“If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean it. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood – because who needs luck when you’ve got wealthy neighbors to share the riches with? 💸🤑🏘️ #SpreadTheWealth”

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