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As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

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I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

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If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

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AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.