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Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

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That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

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I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

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Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.