If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet. Commentary:"Ah, the universal truth of parenting: if it ain't broken, that just means the kids haven't gotten their adorable little hands on it yet! 🤹♂️🤡 #ParentingProblems #KidsWillBeKids" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well. Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet. If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.