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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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"Ah, the universal truth of parenting: if it ain't broken, that just means the kids haven't gotten their adorable little hands on it yet! 🤹‍♂️🤡 #ParentingProblems #KidsWillBeKids"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged broke, humor, kids, parenting, used on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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