Commentary:
"Ah, the universal truth of parenting: if it ain't broken, that just means the kids haven't gotten their adorable little hands on it yet! #ParentingProblems #KidsWillBeKids"
New Funny Quotes 
I need to start hiding my money from myself.
17 hours ago
Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?
17 hours ago
Men make it so easy to hate them.
17 hours ago
I already want to come home from work tomorrow.
17 hours ago
“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.
1 day ago