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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

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Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Just shared via Telegram:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

Just landed via Facebook:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Just shared via WeChat:

I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

Trending via YouTube:

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Seen just now on Slack:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

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The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

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If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

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I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

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Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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Trending via Twitch:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Reported on Facebook:

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

Breaking via Facebook:

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Going viral on Threads:

Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Spotted on Instagram:

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Spotted on Threads:

At what age do I delete Snapchat?

Just landed via WeChat:

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Spotted on Instagram:

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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