If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Commentary:
“Ah, the elusive art of eavesdropping thwarted by considerate neighbors. How dare they deprive us of our daily dose of neighborhood drama! It’s a real tragedy, really. Perhaps it’s time to invest in a good pair of binoculars and a spy kit for optimal snooping efficiency.”