Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.
  • After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.
  • Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.
  • I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.
  • The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.
  • And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.