Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!
  • My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.
  • I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.
  • Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.
  • If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.
  • I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.