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If one door opens when another door closes, your house is p…

If one door opens when another door closes, your house is p…

Commentary:
🚪😱 "If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted… or you just have really faulty hinges! Either way, it's time to call the ghostbusters or a handyman, just to be safe! 👻🛠️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged close, comedy, door, haunted, house, humor, open on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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