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Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

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My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

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4 months ago

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37 shares on YouTube this month:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

64 shares on Threads this month:

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

50 shares on Threads this month:

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

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They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

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I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

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This is an awful time to be an educated person.

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I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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Life is really sucking the life out of me.

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Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

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Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

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