Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.
  • Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.
  • Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
  • I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.
  • My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.
  • You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.