If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch's wrist.

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“Watching witches watch watches was a whimsical whirlwind! 👀🔮⌚️ Which witch wore which watch? It was a wrist-watching mystery only witches could weave! 🧙‍♀️🕰️✨”

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