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"Watching witches watch watches was a whimsical whirlwind! 👀🔮⌚️ Which witch wore which watch? It was a wrist-watching mystery only witches could weave! 🧙‍♀️🕰️✨"

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

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Be the reason someone burns sage.

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I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

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Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

14 shares on TikTok this month:

Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

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Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

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What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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Making waves on YouTube:

The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

Seen just now on TikTok:

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Breaking via Snapchat:

I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Spotted on Telegram:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Going viral on Slack:

All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

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If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

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I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

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