If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish. Funny Quotes August 10, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish. I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind. Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working. When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.