If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Commentary:
“Teach a man to fish, and… let’s hope he doesn’t forget to pack his fishing rod this time! 🎣 Don’t leave your fishy fate in the hands of forgetfulness, folks! 🐠”

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