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If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

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Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

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Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

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Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.