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I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

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I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

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“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

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I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.