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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

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It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Going viral on X:

When did making sense stop making sense?

Just landed via X:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

The adult in the room just addressed the elephant in the room.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Making waves on Reddit:

Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Trending via YouTube:

I’ve had enough. I’m ready to spend an eternity in the arms of my lover.

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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Witty quote about how being extraordinary is just more ordinary in disguise.

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Well, well, well, it seems like extraordinary just got demoted to the rank of "extra" in the world of ordinary! 🌟🤔 Who knew that being extraordinary could be so… ordinary? 😉 But hey, who says being a little extra is a bad thing? Embrace your inner sparkle and strut your stuff, because even a little "extra" can go a long way! 💁‍♀️💫

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Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

90 shares on Threads this month:

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

31 shares on WeChat this month:

Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

74 shares on Discord this month:

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

94 shares on TikTok this month:

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

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A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

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Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

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What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

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Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

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My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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Thank God for headphones and day dreaming.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

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You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

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The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

Just landed via WeChat:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Going viral on X:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Making waves on TikTok:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Spotted on Twitch:

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

Broadcasted on X:

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

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