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Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

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Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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Trying is the first step toward failure.

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

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You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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Well, well, well, it seems like extraordinary just got demoted to the rank of "extra" in the world of ordinary! 🌟🤔 Who knew that being extraordinary could be so… ordinary? 😉 But hey, who says being a little extra is a bad thing? Embrace your inner sparkle and strut your stuff, because even a little "extra" can go a long way! 💁‍♀️💫

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

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Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

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If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

Breaking via Telegram:

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Just shared via X:

I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

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Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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