If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you. I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch. Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.