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"Ah, the fine line between love and the office! 💔💼 Talking nonsense can be a telltale sign of both – just remember to focus on the important stuff, like whether it's a date night or a board meeting! 😜 #LoveVsWork"

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32 shares on X this month:

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

19 shares on Discord this month:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

42 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m not feeling very worky today.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

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Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

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Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

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My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

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My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Shared recently on X:

Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

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Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

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Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

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I love having plans to cancel.

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If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

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If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

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