If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows? Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters. Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet. Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.
