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If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, retail workers are not miracle workers! 🙄 Next time, maybe start your shopping a tad earlier than waiting for Mary's waters to break. Just a thought! 😂 #BeKindToRetailWorkers"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged before, broke, customer, customer service, fault, humor, Mary, nice, patience, retail, retail worker, service, shopping, today, waters, worker on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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← I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas. When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase. →

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