IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home. Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet. A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set. I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband. I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.
