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It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

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The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

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There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

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My back and I are definitely not the same age.

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I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

Trending via Twitch:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Making waves on Facebook:

Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Just shared via WeChat:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

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I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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IKEA: the never-ending maze of stylish furniture and meatballs. 🛋️🍝 Once you enter, you might never find your way out… just like checking out from the Hotel California! 🛎️🏩 Don't be surprised if you start humming "Welcome to the IKEA California" on your never-ending furniture hunt! 🎶😄

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

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I will never stop being a quitter!

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

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What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Threads:

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

Freshly posted on Discord:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Just landed via Messenger:

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Just landed via Pinterest:

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

Shared recently on Threads:

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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