IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores. Funny Quotes September 6, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home. Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet. A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set. I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband. I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.