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Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?