I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnigh… Commentary:"Ah, the three noble traits of a modern human: yapping for attention, napping for survival, and sneaking snacks at night like a stealthy ninja 🗣️💤🌙🍪 #LifeGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge. Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight. I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life. Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight? Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.