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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

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People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

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This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

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The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

39 shares on Slack this month:

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

61 shares on X this month:

I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

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I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

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Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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Texting him “Happy New Year” to interrupt his healing process.

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Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

Just shared via Slack:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Just shared via Twitch:

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Spotted on Facebook:

A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

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I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

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