I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing. Posted on4 days ago4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person. You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds. I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.” Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”. Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.
