I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Witty quote about using apples as a humorous way to keep people at bay.

Commentary:
🍏🍏🍏 "Looks like this person's on a one-way ticket to Appleville – Population: Just Me! 🙅‍♂️ Who needs personal space when you've got a pocketful of apples, amirite? 🤣🍎 #AnAppleADayKeepsEveryoneAway"

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