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I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

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๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ "Looks like this person's on a one-way ticket to Appleville – Population: Just Me! ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ Who needs personal space when you've got a pocketful of apples, amirite? ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŽ #AnAppleADayKeepsEveryoneAway"



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