I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession? I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes. Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples. Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.
