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๐๐๐ "Looks like this person's on a one-way ticket to Appleville – Population: Just Me! ๐
โโ๏ธ Who needs personal space when you've got a pocketful of apples, amirite? ๐คฃ๐ #AnAppleADayKeepsEveryoneAway"
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I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

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