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Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

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Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

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No, I wonโ€™t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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Iโ€™ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

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People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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My addiction to buying things I donโ€™t need started at the school book fair.

Live now on YouTube:

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

Spotted on YouTube:

I went to clean bathroom and Iโ€™m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

Making waves on Facebook:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, thatโ€™s my way of giving back to society.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each sideโ€ฆ

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Itโ€™s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. Iโ€™m shaving them.

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.
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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

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My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isnโ€™t one of them.

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Sorry, but if youโ€™re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, youโ€™re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if youโ€™re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, Iโ€™m thinking enemy.

Breaking via Facebook:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

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