Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.
- The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).
- Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.
- Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.
- I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.