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"I must warn you, the secret government conspiracy involving the object with little wheels under the microwave plate is a high stakes operation. Proceed with caution, my friend! 🕵️‍♂️🔍👽"

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Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

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Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

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Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

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I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

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If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

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Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

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Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

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Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

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I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Keep the laugh going 😂

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

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