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I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing wit…

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing wit…

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"I must warn you, the secret government conspiracy involving the object with little wheels under the microwave plate is a high stakes operation. Proceed with caution, my friend! 🕵️‍♂️🔍👽"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged break, break in, going, house, humor, little, microwave, plate, steal, theft, thing, wheels on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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