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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

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If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

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I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

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People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

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I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

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If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

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GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

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Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

“I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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