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My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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That fight could’ve been an email.

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My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

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I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.