I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome. I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape. I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life. You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for. The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.