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I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

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"Ah, the trials and tribulations of being a speedy little swimmer in your past life 🏊‍♂️ Now it's all about taking it slow and enjoying the race at your own pace 🐢 Embrace your lazy greatness, former champion!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged achievement, fact, fastest, humor, i, just, lazy, life, recovering, self-deprecation, sperm, still, used on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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