I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm. Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the trials and tribulations of being a speedy little swimmer in your past life 🏊♂️ Now it's all about taking it slow and enjoying the race at your own pace 🐢 Embrace your lazy greatness, former champion!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come. Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that. I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life. How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come? Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.
