I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

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This entire month could’ve been an email.

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.