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Looks like this person's creativity is fueled by road rage! 🚗💥 Can't come up with insults on the spot, but put them behind the wheel and it's a whole different story. Maybe they should start a mobile insult service! 🤣🚦

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I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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2 months ago

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I’ve disappointed better people.

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I like you because we hate the same people.

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2 months ago

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“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

38 shares on Threads this month:

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

My toxic trait is optimism.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

57 shares on YouTube this month:

I woke up alive again.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

94 shares on Discord this month:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

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I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

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If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

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Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

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My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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Going bananas on WeChat:

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Trending via Threads:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Making waves on X:

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Weird me out? No. You’ve weirded me in. Let’s merge souls.

Just landed via Snapchat:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

Going viral on Discord:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

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I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

I’ve disappointed better people.

I like you because we hate the same people.

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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